Always feels good to realize I’m not alone in throwing up a good rant – there are quite a few adepts here on WordPress, so here’s one more.
CHURCH OF THE HOLIER THAN THOU, INCORPORATED
A for-profit religion where nothing is sacred, and human sacrifice is obligatory
SERMON ON THE MOUND
Eve of 2007
The following sermon was delivered at a 2007 New Year’s Eve bonfire
Dear Worried Souls:
Take Heart! the Worst is yet to come. Witness this miserable mound of machine age offal. Wasted resources compounded daily–advertising, packaging, junk mail, paperwork, broken equipment—a sorry heap of worthless Trash reviled by all. The costs have become unbearable.
It does not live so cannot die. We must dispose of it anyway, and we aim for the Sky. We plead for help from the great Mother Earth and Father Sun. Open our senses to the stench of Burning Plastic. Burn our Lungs with Particulates and Smoke. Singe our eyes with the Motes we scatter. Spread sparks of Common Sense wherever Smog may go.
On this eve, the Church of…
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