THEATER OF THE ABSURD: A Message From The Ministry Of COVID-Compliance

Well, this certainly puts me in my place! I never realized how sneaky that COVID-19 virus was. Thank God for the Experts. (Vernacular definition of expert: an “Ex” is a has-been, and a spurt is what has given way under pressure.)

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Source – macro.economicblogs.org

“…To avoid an increased infection rate it is critical for American citizens to only visit Home Depot, Lowes, Costco, WalMart & other large institutional retail systems with influential lobbying offices near the Covid Mitigation Ministry….Effective compliance and mitigation requires that everyone must avoid the small business operations where the virus is more prone to hide out and attack consumers”

A Message From The Ministry Of COVID-Compliance

The Ministry of Covid Compliance is reminding us this week how the virus has a genetic targeting mechanism able to differentiate between essential cans of vegetables, bottles of liquor, lottery tickets and non-essential products like sneakers and paint.

Thus the Ministry is able to help us better understand the lock-down policy.

We’ve been piling into crowded supermarkets for seven weeks buying food, and we are allowed to purchase liquor and lottery tickets. Those purchases are deemed safe by the state…

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16 thoughts on “THEATER OF THE ABSURD: A Message From The Ministry Of COVID-Compliance

  1. Hyperion

    Another conspiracy fact. No theory required. Another fact under investigation to determine a theory to go with it, is the virus spreads like AIDS as well. Yes, sexual contact spreads the virus so holding your brief during sex is ineffective. Also, it spreads like EBOLA, through body fluids, but it especially likes to spread via coughs, sneezes, and farts. Most insidious of all is the virus can travel in high wind currents and bodies of water. Highly poisoned water supplies are safe from transmission. The stay at home orders that saw smog and other noxious fumes reduced to near zero actually helped spread the virus due to the clean environment. When the air was highly caustic, the virus didn’t live more than a few seconds outside the host making the virus less contagious. My advice as an ex exspurt is to remain in caustic environments and use city water whenever possible. Avoid sex with other people or known carriers of the virus like bats. Sex with oneself doesn’t seem to increase the odds of infection. People that are already infected can’t give the virus to themselves, it’s a pointless and redundant act. However, one can spread the virus adding new meaning to the silent but deadly fart.

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    1. Sha'Tara Post author

      And thus was the rule over planet Earth by a species calling itself “man” ended, not with a bang, not even with a whimper, but with a silent deadly fart. No one saw it coming and by the time they smelled it, it was already in full killer mode. Based on this ex-spurt advice, perhaps we should let the Vaxxers know that they should be concentrating on developing an anti-fart vaccine and stop wasting their time on useless anti-virus vaccines.

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      1. Hyperion

        I am in total agreement. It just isn’t right to feel like you are in the barn shoveling brown digestive stuff while at the office unless the office is a barn full of residents. Government Beano for everyone.

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  2. sherazade

    Buongiorno cara Sha Tara
    In Italia va in scena il teatro dell’assurdo. Letteralmente prigionieri delle stupide inutili restrizioni che presunte Task Force deliberano di volta in volta.
    Sta bollendo ancora silenziosa mente una grande rivolta dovuta anche dalla vera e propria condizione di indigenza di una gran parte della popolazione.
    Sono molto preoccupata dalla stupidità e dalla mancanza di capacità dei nostri governanti.

    Ciao, love shera

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    1. Sha'Tara Post author

      Good morning to you also, Shera. I translated your comment: “In Italy the theater of the absurd is staged. Literally prisoners of the stupid useless restrictions that alleged Task Force deliberate from time to time. A great revolt is still boiling silently due also to the real condition of poverty of a large part of the population. I am very worried about the stupidity and lack of capacity of our rulers.”
      It has been my contention from the start that “COVID-19” and absurd regimentation surrounding the virus outbreak had nothing to do with public health – it’s a fact our “leaders” couldn’t care less unless they’re worried it will affect them personally – but with hiding facts of a collapsing global economy due mainly to the gargantuan greed of the 1% elites; rising global poverty due to loss of food growing lands, refugees and anthropogenic climate change as well as the greed of the elites; the drastic downturn of oil usage panicking the richest people in the world that their black gold gravy train was coming to the end of the line; the absurd level of national “debts” due mainly to capitalistic governments printing fiat money to subsidize and bail out billionaires and their corporations. So they used the idea of a virulent virus outbreak to literally pull a collapsing economy into a standstill to see what would result; how it would affect the mess they had made of things. (And to anyone who says that China could never have been a part of this massive scam, allow me a loud guffaw!) Of course it was inevitable that the poorest members of the human race would immediately suffer the most but they could be blamed for their own problems… if they had poor immune systems due to systematic malnutrition, ignored mandated “social distancing” guidelines, or failed to wear masks (they could never afford if they could find them) or worse, tried to continue to work to earn enough money to feed themselves and their families. Meanwhile in the exceptional “West” the richer, the more well-off and quite ready to accept government hand-outs to stay home collecting their C-19 welfare, lambasted those who didn’t follow the mandated ‘step-n-fetch’ rules of the New World Order according to Medical Totalitarianism of medical “experts”, Big Pharma, and His Holiness William Vaxxer Gates, now the proud “owner” of the World Health Organization as well as having the distinction of being the second richest man on the planet (at 109 billion$, with Bezos leading with 112 billion$.)
      Here’s hoping your translator is better than mine! Ciao, Shera!

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      1. sherazade

        Grazie ST.
        Io penso case covid-19 sia arrivato in modo spontaneo Non credo nei complotti.
        Credo invece a tutte le componenti che tu hai elencato e che gli Stati sovrani e quel un percento di ricchi abbiano trovato mille escamotages per sfruttare il presente e il futuro.
        Grazie per le tue profonde e argomentate discussioni.
        Ciao

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      2. Sha'Tara Post author

        Me, I like conspiracies – they throw spice in the blandness of Euro-American one size fits all capitalism/consumerism. Conspiracies force us to think outside the mandated box of government/corporate/banking propaganda. How many times did I read how people in the thirties who warned about Hitler’s plans to conquer Europe were mocked and accused of being war mongers and hawks. They wanted England and France in particular to be better prepared for a sudden invasion by Nazi forces. Today they would be called conspiracy theorists. I’ll stand with the conspiracy buffs and the anarchists until we’re all dead: those who are dead wrong and those who are dead right.

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  3. Phil Huston

    I’m not going the conspiracy theory route here, because I can forego a haircut or lash extensions or a proper coloring. But if the “essential” stores are open for “essentials” and their aisles include clothes, books, electronics, crafting and sporting goods then other places that sell books and sneakers etc should be open as well. Unless they want to bring blue laws back and that’s a real cluster.

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    1. Sha'Tara Post author

      Did I miss replying to your comment, Phil? I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. What’s good for the goose is equally good for the gander, isn’t that what old wisdom used to say? Oh… maybe I shouldn’t have used the world “wisdom” – that’s likely terribly politically incorrect of me…

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      1. Sha'Tara Post author

        That seems to indicate that one has to have a TV, or some TV-related connectivity to view this series. Don’t got no TV or such gangfangled gimmickry. Enough global brainwashing without paying for it, methinks. However I have a sneaky boyfriend who ferrets out these things, buys ’em and/or downloads ’em for us to enjoy… at a later time, but who cares? It’s always new to me!

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